Unbalanced diet(Fattenin plan) started

Juz give me another 10 days in penang n i guarantee u when i returned 2 kl every1 will not recognize me.

Below part is d imagination of TS for d time he met his frenz in kl after 10days in penang-

TS:"heyz..XX!! Long time no c, hows life?"
Frenz :"OI...who r u? y suddenly greet us. WE dunno u wan leh（不要来烂熟）"
TS："aiya....im tick siang la!! ur classmate/badminton/college frenz ar.."
Frenz :"Hmph, sorry dude. We dunno u. HEyz go away!"

Most of d time in penang, besides eat still eat n eat. Other activities r sleepin n watchin movie. U say life like this can get fat ornot leh. In kl i still got go out joggin n badminton wif frenz/family. In penang except walked upstair 2 bath, i hardly can think of any other activity dat can burn d calories(脂肪) dat enter my body. Haiz, wat 2 do?? hehe, but then i wont regret la. Penang food really damn nice(cheap + fresh + delicious)!! Hmph, go back kl onli start diet la. haha. 2day ate(lunch n dinner) duck+烧肉 rice, laksa, lobak, char kuey teoy+egg. 3 words-im lovin it =)

At nite, grandma fetch me 2 打包(bungkus) my favourite char kuey teoy in bandar BM(大三脚). Now i finally noe where n how all those drivin skill my uncle havin now came from? From my grandma! walau, from d minute grandma start drivin, she can non-stop scoldin ppl(in d road) until reached d destination. For those who block, drive slow or not let(不让路) , my grandma can scold from his/her mother until his/her ancestor.

Grandma :"OK! come la come la! 够胆就langgar me."
Grandma(to me):"TS, next time if u meet these type of ppl. Dun scare them, juz go straight n force them masuk longkang."
Ts :"ooh...ooh.."=="

My grandma this year is 66 years old. Well, her drivin skill i really dunno use which word 2 describe(she has been drivin for about 6 years without license when she was young!)? 1 word->respect(五体投地)。This word i wan dedicated to my uncle oso. D genes(drivin style) in my uncle blood i think is come from my grandma actually(but y mummy drive not like dat 1?)

备录-本来今天要去见某某人，但还是踏不出这么简单的一小步（人家已经答应要见你了）。真的不知道我们见面后会发生什么事，我还没有有十全的把握可以把你当作普通朋友来对待。 我看还是不要见面好，就让时间来冲淡一切吧，毕竟时间是最好的疗伤药。你已经慢慢地在我心中消失了，不过我还是会记得我们美好的回忆的，再见亦是朋友嘛！在这里我送上我最真诚的祝福给你，梦想成真, 永远快乐安康。

quote of d day(from grandma):"u wan makan apa?(again)"