Grandma socialisin skill

Its edi 4 days im in penang and u noe wat?? My weight rise about 2 kg(65->67) n its still risin!! I really doubt that if d weighter has mulfuntionced(阿Q精神). If my weight follow this trend n continue 2 rise exponentially. Hmphh, 2kg in 4days means 0.5kg per day, i will stay another 10 days means will rise...another 5kg??!! Wat d, i think my imagination in d previous post will become a reality...wuwuwu, i dun wan become a fatty TS. But wat can i do, d food in penang is like a beauty devil->

Food :"TS, come...come...come n eat me. Im so delicious. come...."
TS :"NO....no... I edi have lunch juz now. I cannot..."
Grandma(旁边点火) :"Go eat la. I belanja(almost evertime lo, haha grandma so sayang me)"
Then finally, TS cannot endure d attraction n eat it.

2day woke up at about 1pm n grandma edi waitin for me downstair 2 go out have lunch 2gether.
TS:"Ah ma. We sit car or motor go eat? "
Grandma:"Of course sit motor la. Dat place hard 2 find parkin for car wan."
TS:"OOOO..." Thinkin:"AIya. Y i ask this stupid question leh? i could juz insist go by car ma."
U noe y?? Because if sit motor then d hairstyle which i have used so much time 2 make up will be blew by d wind(another penan ppl drivin style-most penan motorist do not n never wear helmet wan) n spoil.

Wat 2 do? haiz....So i mar sit on d motor n rode my grandma 2 d nearby kopitiam as slow as possible(to prevent d wind blow my hair style away). Really feelin not being myself, normally if i get a chance 2 ride on a motorbike, minimum oso will 80km/h but now, onli 30km/h, so suffer haha. Btw, my hair still got bit bit senget la when we reached there, so look at d motor mirror n arrange arrange lor(suddenly feel im so girlish!!)

Finally choose 2 eat econmic rice in d less crowded kopitiam out of 4 there. Actualy d food was not quite nice, u noe la, less crowded means not so delicious lor. While i was eating, i was oso enjoyin watchin my grandma socialisin wif other ppl(she never noe be4 wan). From d ppl sellin d economic rice to d ppl who carry d drinks 2 d ppl sellin fruit.....All oso can chat wif my grandma like they edi noe for a long long time.

Grandma:"HEyz, haha, my cucu juz came from kl n i bring him out 2day for lunch."
Untie sellin rice:"Wah, ur cucu so big liao ar?? I thought he is ur son."
Grandma(laughin):"Mana ada la...I edi 60++ years still can lahir anak meh. I somemore got other cucu like his age wan."
Erm...am i look 2 old or juz my grandma look 2 young? =)Grandma havin her wan tan mee

At nite(10.30pm) juz have 2 pieces of pari fish n a bowl of pork n a plate of rice. Juz be4 3 hours of dat i have dinner wif 2 plate of rice. Aiya, cannot like this anymore so walked up n down d stair about 80times for half an hour 2 use up some of d extra calories dat i have consume. Little cousin(standard 3) n little uncle was starin at my strange perangai. Probably there is many question mark above their head. =)

quote of d day(from Tony blair) :"I have done what i have believed is right"